Sunday, August 23, 2009

distance

i want a cupcake so badly.

in theory, i could go get one. there is a bakery less than a mile from my apt. hell, i could probably walk there in 3 minutes.

except this is long island and apparently i'm not allowed to walk anywhere without getting funny looks or being run over by oncoming traffic unaccustomed to pedestrians. i'm too lazy to find my car keys, start my car, drive out, park there, and re-park my car in my driveway. it's just a little too much effort, time, and carbon emission for one measly pastry.

alas, my longing will go unrequited.